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Kay Janowiak's avatar

The homie of my homie IS MY HOMIE

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Camille Urso's avatar

THATS WHAT IM SAYINNN‼️ AND YALL COULD NEVAAA

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Camille Urso's avatar

also I literally laughed out loud writing this imagining a dude (who isn’t Cesar Milan) thinking he was gonna fuck us both lmfaoooooo

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Kay Janowiak's avatar

Also fully loving the artworks and photos chosen here ⚡️

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minty's avatar

"the half dead hollow looking types" I don't have anything intelligent to add to this one, just cracking the fuck up every other line. Hearing women who find men attractive describe what they look for in a man will never not have me equal parts intrigued and deeply horrified. Thoughts and prayers to all of you.

WLW describing their type: omg shes got the most enchanting smile and 42 hobbies I've never even heard about, her hair reminds of that painting of venus, she always smells like a sunrise or soft rain.

Women into men: idk hes just kinda dead behind the eyes. Got that victorian orphan who works in the mines vibe. He doesn't even smoke but always smells like his walls are yellow. I try not to think about his nails but his hair is...I mean it works for him ya know?

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Camille Urso's avatar

if i am EVER describing a crush god smite me the fuck down if these words or anything of the sort ever passes through my lips for the rest of my life as long as i live amen!

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