EVERY MAN I'VE EVER HAD SEX WITH IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
"Oh my god, you keep a list?" I mean, yeah....you don't?
In advance, I will tell you that this list offers no cathartic ending nor any proof of a point - simply because I am not trying to make a point. This is purely a reference log to all of my intimate experiences with men. I have always considered it smart to keep an annotated list. This way, I'll have a source of information to turn to incase I need to recall my time with a man in order to destroy his ego in a public setting, compare stories with other girls at parties, or to have a credible resource to weigh the decision against in the off chance that I am reacquainted with him years later and consider fucking him again. It also serves to embarrass men who choose to lie about me and the details of our encounter.
And as a final added bonus, it disgusts the men who like to shame women with a ‘high body count’. So to all of those possessive and self hating men, I offer you this list complete with names and details to really help stimulate the imagination. Enjoy.
THIS LIST IS NOT CHRONOLOGICAL BECAUSE MEN ARE SO SIMILAR AND FORGETTABLE THAT I AM OFTEN UNABLE TO RECALL THE TRYST UNTIL I AM HAUNTED BY THE MEMORY YEARS LATER AT A VERY INCONVENIENT TIME.
Last Update: TUESDAY 6 FEBRUARY 2024
This symbol (*) indicates that I was under 18 and the man was over 21.